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spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

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fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

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The world is not going to give you anything, trust me.
If you want to have a life, steal it.

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  • Me:I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
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  • Me:*reads every book i own*
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I can’t wait for the day when you realized you fucked up.

I Was The One (via iamcharliesangel)
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